And this is for every one - especially for Kim. Since you guys can't take Halloween cake and candy corm maybe you can handle where jelly beans come from . . .
Okay this might be the reason dogs might get a little mad at their people! lol Thanks Angela.
For a little Halloween fun, try Cat Bowling
Thank you cousin!
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his
Leg, So he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right
as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his
Wooden Leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he
Receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume.. The long robe will cover your
Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
Wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the
Company another nasty letter of complaint..
The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
We have TRIED our very BEST
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your
Wooden Leg down and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Thank you Sharon.
Thank you Marydon. Now this isn't bad - it's funny - so hang in there.
Thanks sis and Suzy.
An E-Card for you -
Thank you Angela
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night.
when behind him he hears:
Bump
BUMP
BUMP
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER
FASTER
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP
clappity-BUMP
clappity-BUMP
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!
The coffin stops.
Another reason dogs may not like their owners around Halloween - thanks Angela.
And where would I be without JERRY!
"The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life." ~ Euripides ~ "Let my heart be wise. It is the god's best gift," he wrote.
Enjoy and laugh TODAY!
Okay this might be the reason dogs might get a little mad at their people! lol Thanks Angela.
For a little Halloween fun, try Cat Bowling
When it points to where you want the ball to go,
Hit the space bar ... Have fun!
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GOOD LUCK !!!!!! You will NEED it!!!
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his
Leg, So he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right
as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his
Wooden Leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he
Receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume.. The long robe will cover your
Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
Wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the
Company another nasty letter of complaint..
The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
We have TRIED our very BEST
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your
Wooden Leg down and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Thank you Sharon.
Thank you Marydon. Now this isn't bad - it's funny - so hang in there.Thanks sis and Suzy.
An E-Card for you -
Thank you Angela
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night.
when behind him he hears:
Bump
BUMP
BUMP
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER
FASTER
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP
clappity-BUMP
clappity-BUMP
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!
The coffin stops.
Another reason dogs may not like their owners around Halloween - thanks Angela.
And where would I be without JERRY!
"The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life." ~ Euripides ~ "Let my heart be wise. It is the god's best gift," he wrote.
Enjoy and laugh TODAY!
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